Today’s stats

Words written: 1066

Scented candle level: almost gone, need to buy a new one

Character arc status: hold on to your hats… literally???

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I’ve been very spacey today and keep losing track of time. I think I need to power cycle my brain :p

Somehow I wrote some pretty decent words despite the brain fog, but I’m pretty tapped out, so in lieu of me staring at this screen for half an hour until I think of something to say and inevitably end this post on a very dumb pun or something, I’ll just cut to the chase and go find some dad jokes from a random website.

What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.

A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.

What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!

A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

Oh, one more thing–I found this YouTube channel today that Kai would be absolutely obsessed with, if he lived in a world where the Internet was still a thing xD

(Kai is from my other novel-in-progress, The Green Goliath, so if I haven’t mentioned his name as much as Melody’s, that’s why! I’m going to finish Melody’s story and then write at least part of Green Goliath before I go back in for edits.)

Wordfully yours,

–Jade